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Video Sunday

Each Sunday this month we will post a video.

Yesterday, I went to my first sleepover party. It was for my neighbor, Patrick. His dad made homemade pizza and we watched Toy Story 3.

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Annabel got to stay for the movie, but then went home with mom and dad. She liked holding hands with Patrick.

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The next morning, they made this video.

Though she’s scared to death of Santa, she’s got big requests.

 
 

Pumpkin Carving

The inside of a pumpkin is nasty business.  I want nothing to do with it, check it out:

 

Pin Pon

Here we are, singing one of our favorite songs about a doll named “Pin Pon”

 
 

Knock knock

Just like me, Annabel enjoys telling “knock-knock” jokes.  Here is the one she keeps telling us over and over again.

Annabel: Knock knock

Me: Who’s there?

Annabel: Boo boo

Me: Boo boo who?

Annabel: Swimming. HA HA HA HA HA HA.

 
 

Hey is for horses

Me: “Hey!”

Mom: “Hay is for horses, aren’t you glad you’re not a cow?”

Me: “Yes, I am glad.”

Me: “Hey, mom?”

Mom: “Yes?”

Me: “Ssss is for snake – aren’t you glad you’re not a tiger?”

Mom: “Yes, I am glad.”

“I’m as smooth as concrete. You know that concrete at U-village by the playground that is really flat with no bumps in it – almost like a table? Smooth like that.”

 
 

Bike riding visualization

Yesterday I announced that I want to learn to ride my bike without training wheels. My mom is exhausted from running me up and down the sidewalk and I’m a little bit frustrated.

At dinner last night, Dad and I had this conversation.

Daddy: “Now Ben, when I am trying to do something that’s really hard – or when athletes do something like play football or baseball and it’s hard, they close their eyes really tightly and picture themselves in their minds doing it. So, I’m picturing you right now (his eyes were closed) riding your bike down the street with no training wheels. You try!”

So I squeezed my eyes shut and covered them with my hands.

“What are you picturing, Ben?”

“I’m picturing…you…dressed up as Darth Vader for Halloween next year.”

 
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Posted by on 01/29/2011 in Ridiculous things I say